‫PREVIOUSLY ON ‫ "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"...
‫I DIDN'T WIN THIS. ‫IT'S LIKE A FORFEIT.
‫COME ON, LET'S GO OUT ‫AND CELEBRATE ‫WITH YOUR STAFF.
‫YOU SHOULD HAVE STOOD UP FOR ME ‫WHEN EVERYBODY WAS ARGUING
‫ABOUT WHETHER THE HEARING KIDS ‫SHOULD STAY.
‫YOU ARE MAKING ‫THIS PERSONAL.
‫- WHERE'S LANA? ‫- SHE TOOK THE BABY AND LEFT.
‫THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME ‫SHE HAD A PLANE TO CATCH.
‫SO, TY, NO COLLEGE,
‫NO JOB-- ‫ANY PLANS AT ALL?
‫WELL, I'VE ENLISTED ‫IN THE ARMY.
‫- I WAS GONNA TELL YOU. ‫- ON A POSTCARD FROM ‫ AFGHANISTAN?
‫WE'RE ENGAGED.
‫- TO BE MARRIED. ‫- HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
‫MAYBE A LITTLE.
‫ANGELO HAS ARRANGED ‫FOR YOU TO GO TO A CLINIC ‫IN MINNESOTA.
‫- REHAB? ‫- YES.
‫♪ THERE'S NO NEED ‫ TO PLAY IT COOL ♪
‫♪ 'CAUSE ALL I WANT IS YOU ♪
‫♪ BOY, YOU'VE GOTTA ‫ LET ME KNOW... ♪
‫DO YOU WANT TO SHARE ‫A STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE?
‫- OH, I THOUGHT WE'D ‫ EACH GET OUR OWN. ‫- DONE.
‫- HI. ‫- HI.
‫TWO STRAWBERRY ‫SMOOTHIES, PLEASE.
‫- AND SOME FRENCH FRIES. ‫- FRENCH FRIES AND A SMOOTHIE!
‫- I LIKE YOUR STYLE, LADY. ‫- KATHRYN!
‫OH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
‫I'LL PUT IT ON YOUR TAB. ‫WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?
‫- KENNISH. ‫- OKAY.
‫Bay: ‫ REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN SHE ‫ WAS ALL ABOUT EAST RIVERSIDE?
‫THAT IS SERIOUSLY LIKE ‫HER THIRD SMOOTHIE.
‫IS THIS REALLY ‫ALL OVER A GUY?
‫ONE THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN ‫ REALLY LIKE THAT MUCH?
‫WHO SAYS THAT ‫I DIDN'T LIKE NOAH?
‫YOU GUYS DATED ‫FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS.
‫UNTRUE. ‫IT WAS THREE AND A HALF.
‫AND IT'S NOT ‫JUST ABOUT A GUY.
‫- WHEN DOES REGINA GET BACK? ‫- SUNDAY.
‫THEN DAPHNE CAN MOVE BACK ‫INTO THE GUESTHOUSE
‫AND YOU CAN GO BACK ‫TO GLARING AT HER ‫FROM ACROSS THE DRIVEWAY.
‫CAN'T WAIT.
‫LOOK, WEDDING TALK.
‫( quietly chatting )
‫( mimicking Kathryn ) ‫"IT'S TRUE, HE IS ENGAGED!
‫- WE'RE THRILLED." ‫ - ( mimicking John ) ‫ "OH YES, THEY ARE REGISTERED.
‫OH, NOT AT BABY WORLD."
‫"OH, YOUR SON'S GOING ‫TO EMORY IN THE FALL?
‫OURS IS LIVING AT HOME, ‫PLAYING GUITAR IN THE GARAGE,
‫WAITING FOR HIS FIANCEE ‫TO COME BACK FROM PERU.
‫- WE COULDN'T BE PROUDER." ‫- HEY!
‫DO YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER ‫ACTUALLY GET BEHIND ‫THIS WEDDING THING?
‫I DON'T KNOW.
‫Nikki: ‫ HI GUYS!
‫- HEY. ‫- HI. I NEED A DIP.
‫TAKE MY SEAT.
‫- HELLO. ‫- HEY.
‫BAY!
‫HOW ARE WE DOING ‫ON THE SUMMER JOB HUNT?
‫GOOD GOOD! ‫LOTS OF LEADS.
‫NO NO NO, WE SAID THAT UNLESS ‫YOU HAVE ACTUAL EMPLOYMENT
‫BY THE TIME MY OFFICE OPENED, ‫THAT YOU WOULD BE ‫WORKING FOR ME.
‫COME ON, DAD. ‫YOU ALREADY HAVE DAPHNE ‫INTERNING FOR YOU.
‫PLENTY OF ROOM ‫FOR BOTH OF YOU.
‫TOBY WORKS AT THE CAR WASH. ‫CAN'T ONE OF US ‫HAVE EMPLOYMENT
‫AT A NON-JOHN-KENNISH- ‫AFFILIATED SITE?
‫YOU HAVEN'T FOUND A JOB YET ‫AND WE HAD A DEAL.
‫DAD, PLEASE ‫DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
‫IT'S DONE. ‫IT'S HAPPENING.
‫I'M EXCITED!
‫YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING ‫HOW HARD THIS TRANSITION IS.
‫YOU WON'T HAVE THE SAME LEVEL ‫OF SUPPORT THAT YOU HAVE HERE.
‫YOU MIGHT BE WALKING ‫INTO A SITUATION WHERE PEOPLE ‫ARE STILL ANGRY AT YOU.
‫THEN I'M GOING ‫TO HAVE TO BE A BIG GIRL ‫AND FACE THAT, WON'T I?
‫YOUR PROGRAM DOESN'T ‫END UNTIL SUNDAY.
‫EVERY SINGLE DAY HERE ‫IS IMPORTANT, REGINA.
‫EVERY ONE.
‫I STRONGLY ADVISE AGAINST ‫LEAVING EARLY.
‫DAPHNE AND I ALWAYS ‫GO TO THE POOL
‫IN OUR OLD NEIGHBORHOOD ‫THE FIRST DAY IT OPENS.
‫WE GET POPSICLES. ‫IT'S OUR THING.
‫- SO YOU'LL DO IT NEXT WEEK. ‫- NO.
‫I'VE MISSED ENOUGH TIME ‫WITH THE GIRLS ALREADY. ‫I NEED TO GET HOME.
‫YOU CAN'T GET COMPLACENT ‫ABOUT THIS.
‫YOU REALLY NEED ‫TO PUT YOURSELF--
‫--IN AN ENVIRONMENT ‫THAT IS CONDUCIVE ‫TO STAYING SOBER.
‫I KNOW THAT.
‫BUT I FEEL STRONG.
‫I REALLY DO.
‫OKAY, EVERYONE, ‫PUT YOUR WET THINGS IN THIS BAG.
‫GIRLS, CAN YOU UNLOAD ‫THE COOLER?
‫AND WHAT DOES EVERYBODY ‫WANT FOR DINNER?
‫I'M GOING TO NIKKI'S ‫FOR DINNER.
‫SHE CAN'T HAVE ONE MEAL ‫WITHOUT YOU?
‫MOM, I AM ‫ GETTING MARRIED.
‫THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S ‫GOING TO CHANGE THAT.
‫SO EITHER YOU GET ‫ON BOARD WITH THAT
‫OR YOU AND I ARE GOING ‫TO BE FIGHTING ALL SUMMER.
‫HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW. ‫WE'VE GOT TO START ACTING
‫- LIKE WE'RE HAPPY ‫ ABOUT THIS THING. ‫- MEANING WHAT?
‫WE'RE RESPONSIBLE ‫FOR THE REHEARSAL ‫DINNER, RIGHT?
‫MAYBE WE SHOULD START ‫PLANNING ONE.
‫Daphne: ‫ YOU HAVE NO REASON ‫ TO IGNORE ME, BAY.
‫NOAH'S GONE FOR THE SUMMER ‫AND WE'RE BARELY ‫EVEN TEXTING.
‫HEY!
‫DO YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME MORE ‫ALMOND BRITTLE TONIGHT?
‫- DEFINITELY! ‫- HOW ABOUT YOU, BAY? ‫ YOU WANT TO JOIN US?
‫NO THANKS, MOM.
‫I KNOW I SHOULDN'T ‫BE SAYING THIS,
‫BUT IT'S BEEN SO NICE
‫HAVING THE TWO OF THEM ‫TO OURSELVES THE PAST ‫SIX WEEKS.
‫( theme music playing )
‫- MORNING, SENATOR. ‫ - GOOD MORNING, MARK.
‫I'VE GOT THREE BILLS ‫TO BRIEF YOU ON
‫AND YOU HAVE ‫AN 11:00 A.M. ‫TRAINING SESSION.
‫OKAY. ‫DAPHNE IS HERE TO HELP
‫AND BAY IS COMING SOON, ‫SO GOOD LUCK.
‫I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF EMAILS ‫FOR YOU TO GO OVER.
‫WE'VE GOT A FEW ‫ANGRY GUN LOBBYISTS, ‫SOME MEDICAID COMPLAINTS,
‫SO YOU CAN GRAB THAT ‫COMPUTER OVER BY THE WINDOW. ‫THE LOGIN IS YOUR SOCIAL.
‫- ( phone ringing ) ‫ - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SLOW DOWN ‫ WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME,
‫BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SAID ‫TO GET ANSWERING EMAILS ‫LIKE NOW.
‫- YES, THANK YOU. ‫- OKAY.
‫- OH, AND SENATOR? ‫- YEAH?
‫YOU HAVE GOT A FRACKING BILL ‫TO GO OVER.
‫- WOW. ‫- ( phone ringing )
‫SENATOR KENNISH'S OFFICE.
‫YEAH, I JUST GAVE IT TO HIM. ‫3:00 P.M. TODAY?
‫I WILL LET HIM KNOW.
‫- THE WHOLE THING? ‫- YEAH.
‫- BY 3:00 P.M.? ‫- YEAH.
‫AND CHIP COTO NEEDS A LIST ‫OF OUR 50 BIGGEST DONORS ‫FOR A RECEPTION ON SATURDAY.
‫- GIVE THAT TO THE GIRLS. ‫- ( phone ringing )
‫( panting ) ‫I'M HERE, I'M HERE.
‫IS THAT YOUR MOTHER'S JACKET?
‫GOD YES.
‫I'M WEARING PANTYHOSE.
‫HUH. MARK'S GOING TO GIVE YOU ‫A LIST OF MY 300 TOP DONORS.
‫- YOU AND DAPHNE NEED ‫ TO NARROW THAT DOWN TO 50. ‫- FANTASTIC.
‫OKAY, SO WE'LL SPLIT ‫THE NAMES,
‫150 FOR EACH OF US.
‫AND THEN I'LL CREATE ‫A SPREADSHEET
‫WITH HOW MUCH THEY'VE GIVEN ‫TO JOHN IN THE PAST,
‫HOW MUCH THEY-- ‫WHAT?
‫YOU'RE NOT GOING ‫TO BOSS ME AROUND HERE TOO.
‫DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA ‫OF HOW TO DO IT?
‫YEAH, I DO.
‫GREAT. ‫YOU DO IT.
‫( door opens )
‫( door closes )
‫- Regina: HI. ‫ - OH.
‫( sighs )
‫HI. ‫YOU SCARED ME.
‫SORRY. ‫I DIDN'T...
‫I THOUGHT YOU WERE ‫COMING BACK ON SUNDAY.
‫I WAS. ‫I CHECKED OUT EARLY.
‫- IS EVERYTHING OKAY? ‫- OH, YEAH YEAH, FINE.
‫UM, HOW ARE YOU? ‫WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
‫AND WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?
‫I'M WORKING ‫IN MY DAD'S OFFICE.
‫- OH. ‫- Kathryn: I KNOW.
‫I SAW, ‫THAT WAS SO DISGUSTING!
‫- MOM! ‫ - REGINA.
‫CAN I GET A HUG?
‫OF COURSE.
‫HEY!
‫- WELCOME HOME. ‫- THANKS.
‫- WE THOUGHT YOU WERE ‫ COMING HOME-- ‫- I WAS.
‫I JUST...
‫DAPHNE AND I HAD ‫THIS TRADITION
‫WHERE THE FIRST DAY ‫OF SUMMER WE--
‫UM...
‫THEY SPRUNG ME EARLY ‫SO HERE I AM.
‫WE WERE JUST AT THE CLUB.
‫UM, BAY DIDN'T WANT TO GO.
‫BUT I BROUGHT YOU ‫A SMOOTHIE, HONEY!
‫THANK YOU.
‫YEAH, I'VE BEEN ‫TAKING SOME LESSONS.
‫IT'S REALLY FUN. ‫YOU SHOULD TOO!
‫OH YEAH! WE SHOULD ‫PUT YOU ON THE ACCOUNT.
‫- OH NO NO NO. ‫- WE WERE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY.
‫- I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S-- ‫- YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. ‫ THE CHEF IS AMAZING--
‫- AND THE-- ‫- MOM, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO.
‫WELL, I'M GOING TO GO ‫UPSTAIRS AND UNPACK.
‫- AND SETTLE IN. ‫- OH, I'LL HELP YOU!
‫THANKS.
‫- ( laughs ) ‫- Kathryn: GOODBYE, HONEY.
‫I'M GONNA GO START DINNER.
‫IF YOU WANT TO HELP, ‫COME IN, OKAY?
‫IS GRANDMA ON ANOTHER ‫BABY NURSE JOB?
‫YEAH, THIS ONE'S ‫FOR TWINS.
‫WE'RE NOT GOING ‫TO SEE HER FOR WEEKS.
‫I'M HAPPY FOR HER THOUGH. ‫SHE'S LOVING IT.
‫I KNOW, BUT
‫I HATE THAT YOU'VE BEEN ‫ALL BY YOURSELF.
‫AND WHY IS THE FRIDGE SO EMPTY? ‫WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?
‫I'VE JUST BEEN-- ‫EATING OVER THERE MOSTLY.
‫BREAKFAST TOO?
‫I WAS UP LATE WATCHING TV ‫A BUNCH OF NIGHTS
‫SO I JUST CRASHED ‫IN THEIR GUEST ROOM.
‫EVERY NIGHT? ‫WHAT, ARE YOU LIKE ‫LIVING THERE NOW?
‫OH.
‫- GRANDMA WAS GONE-- ‫- NO, UM,
‫GOOD, I'M GLAD.
‫HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO ‫GET A SCRUB TOMORROW?
‫WE COULD GO ‫TO THAT KOREAN SPA
‫- AND JUST SIT ALL DAY AND-- ‫- I'D LOVE TO,
‫BUT JOHN INVITED ME ‫TO THIS RECEPTION ‫FOR ALEX SMITH.
‫- WHO? ‫- THE NEW QUARTERBACK ‫ FOR THE CHIEFS.
‫JOHN PULLED ‫A LOT OF STRINGS ‫TO GET TICKETS.
‫OH, WELL THEN, YOU SHOULD ‫DEFINITELY GO.
‫BUT HOW ABOUT AFTER?
‫I MADE PLANS WITH MY SPONSOR, ‫WHICH I SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP.
‫OF COURSE.
‫HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU ‫A WELCOME-HOME DINNER?
‫OH, I WOULD-- ‫I WOULD LOVE THAT!
‫KATHRYN AND I DO ‫THESE AMAZING KEBABS.
‫OH, FOR EVERYBODY?
‫WELL, I'M SURE THAT ‫BAY WOULD WANT TO COME.
‫OF COURSE. ‫GOOD IDEA.
‫♪ I'LL BE ALWAYS ♪
‫♪ ON YOUR BEAT ALWAYS... ♪
‫- THAT GIRL IS BACK. ‫- ♪ WE'LL BE KEEPING TIME... ♪
‫- ♪ ALWAYS... ♪ ‫ - WITH THE CONVERTIBLE.
‫- ( giggling ) ‫- ♪ I WROTE YOU A LETTER ♪
‫♪ THE DAY I MET YOU ♪
‫♪ IT SAID "IN MY HEART ‫ YOU'LL STAY ALWAYS"... ♪
‫I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
‫- ♪ ALL-ALWAYS... ♪ ‫ - YEAH.
‫( whispers ) ‫GO ASK HER OUT.
‫DO YOU KNOW ‫WHAT THEY'RE SAYING?
‫I WISH. I'VE ONLY ‫HAD ONE SEMESTER.
‫HAVE YOU GUYS ‫HAD A CONVERSATION?
‫JUST TOLD HIM THAT I'M TAKING ‫THIS SIGN LANGUAGE CLASS
‫AND ASKED FOR ‫ THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL.
‫SO COME ON, ‫LET'S GO TALK TO THEM.
‫ONE'S COMING-- ‫WHAT DO I SAY?
‫WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING? ‫HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
‫- I KNOW. ‫- HEY, HOT DEAF GUY!
‫- STOP IT! ‫- COME HANG OUT WITH US.
‫- ( giggling ) ‫ - OH, HEY.
‫UM, I'M ACTUALLY NOT DEAF.
‫OR SINGLE, ‫BUT HE IS.
‫HEY, GUYS.
‫TRAVIS, THIS IS...
‫HI. COLETTE.
‫EVELYN.
‫UH, NICE TO MEET YOU.
‫UH, I GOTTA GET ‫BACK TO WORK.
‫- YOU'RE UP! ‫- OF COURSE, I GOT UP ‫ AT 6:30 IN REHAB.
‫YOGA AND AFFIRMATIONS ‫BEFORE BREAKFAST.
‫AND I MADE YOU LUNCH.
‫THANK YOU, ‫BUT WE'VE ACTUALLY BEEN
‫GOING OUT FOR LUNCH MOSTLY.
‫DOESN'T THAT ‫GET EXPENSIVE?
‫JOHN AND KATHRYN GOT ME ‫A CREDIT CARD.
‫THEY WHAT?
‫IT'S NOT LIKE I'M BUYING
‫FLAT-SCREEN TVs ‫OR ANYTHING WITH IT.
‫IT'S JUST FOR LUNCH ‫AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES.
‫I DIDN'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD ‫UNTIL I WAS 25.
‫- IT'S REALLY NOT A BIG DEAL. ‫- HAND IT OVER.
‫HAND IT OVER.
‫THANK YOU.
‫- I HAVE TO GO. ‫- HEY.
‫( bangs )
‫HAVE A GOOD DAY.
‫YOU TOO.
‫( door closes )
‫( exhales )
‫OH.
‫- ( keys clicking ) ‫ - ( knocks )
‫COME IN!
‫OH HEY, I'M JUST WORKING ‫ON THIS FAMILY TREE THING.
‫- DO YOU NEED-- ‫- I, UH...
‫I CAME TO RETURN THIS.
‫OH.
‫I CAME IN ONE NIGHT AND...
‫TOOK IT.
‫- THAT'S OKAY. ‫- NO, IT'S NOT OKAY.
‫I'M INCREDIBLY EMBARRASSED
‫AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
‫FOR THAT AND...
‫ALL OF MY BEHAVIOR ‫THE WEEKS BEFORE I LEFT.
‫THANK YOU. ‫I'M SURE THAT ‫IT CAN'T BE EASY.
‫AND I KNOW THAT YOU TOOK CARE ‫OF DAPHNE WHILE I WAS GONE,
‫AND I REALLY ‫APPRECIATE THAT...
‫- IT WAS NOTHING. ‫- ...BUT
‫I AM NOT OKAY
‫WITH HER HAVING ‫A CREDIT CARD, SO.
‫IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S BUYING ‫FLAT-SCREEN TVs OR ANYTHING.
‫- I MEAN-- ‫ - ( gasps )
‫IT DOESN'T MATTER.
‫YOU'RE DENYING HER ‫THE JOY OF BUYING THINGS ‫WITH HER MONEY.
‫AND YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫STRUGGLING A LITTLE ‫ISN'T SO TERRIBLE.
‫- IT BUILDS CHARACTER. ‫- THERE ARE A LOT OF WAYS ‫ TO BUILD CHARACTER--
‫SUFFERING IS NOT ‫THE ONLY ONE.
‫I DON'T CONSIDER IT ‫"SUFFERING"
‫FOR A HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR ‫NOT TO HAVE HER OWN ‫CREDIT CARD.
‫DID YOU ASK DAPHNE ‫WHAT SHE WANTS?
‫SHE DOESN'T GET TO DECIDE ‫WHAT'S BEST FOR HER,
‫I DO.
‫WELL, YOU'VE MADE ‫YOUR OPINION
‫CRYSTAL CLEAR.
‫- Barista: WHAT CAN I GET YOU? ‫ - IS THAT A UNICYCLE?
‫( British accent ) ‫YES, AND DON'T ASK ME ‫WHERE THE OTHER WHEEL IS.
‫- DO YOU REALLY-- ‫- YES, I REALLY RIDE IT.
‫- BUT-- ‫- BECAUSE IT'S EASY ‫ TO TRANSPORT,
‫IT'S EASY TO STORE, ‫IT'S LOW MAINTENANCE
‫AND YOU CAN'T REALLY ‫HURT YOURSELF ON IT.
‫AND IT'S WEIRD. ‫AND I LIKE WEIRD THINGS.
‫OKAY. ‫I GOT A LOT OF COFFEE ‫ORDERS FOR YOU:
‫SO ONE HALF CAFF ‫LATTE WITH SOY,
‫NO FOAM; ‫TWO REGULAR MILK DECAF;
‫THREE SKIM-- SHOULD YOU BE ‫WRITING THIS DOWN?
‫ONE HALF CAFF ‫WITH SOY, NO FOAM,
‫TWO REGULAR MILK DECAF, ‫THREE SKIM.
‫AND THESE ARE PRESUMABLY ‫FOR THE NEW SENATORS' ‫TRAINING SESSION,
‫WHO ARE PROBABLY ALL ‫FREAKING OUT RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
‫WOW, LIKE A COFFEE-GUY ‫"RAIN MAN" THING.
‫I'M NOT AUTISTIC, ‫JUST A GOOD LISTENER.
‫- OH. ‫- ( thumps )
‫WHY DID THE MAIL ROOM ‫JUST TELL ME
‫THAT WE DON'T HAVE ‫ENOUGH POSTAGE CREDIT
‫FOR 300 INVITATIONS?
‫WE WERE SUPPOSED TO ‫NARROW IT DOWN TO 50.
‫BUT IF WE INVITE EVERYONE,
‫THEN I FIGURE ONLY 50 ‫WILL SHOW UP.
‫THAT'S GENIUS. ‫THANK YOU.
‫BUT WHAT HAPPENS ‫IF 150 SHOW UP?
‫OR 100 OR EVEN 75,
‫AND WE ONLY HAVE ‫ENOUGH FOOD FOR 50?
‫THEY'RE NOT GONNA STARVE.
‫I'LL FIX IT MYSELF.
‫I'LL WAIT FOR THE COFFEE. ‫I NEED YOU TO GO GET ‫THE MUFFINS FOR THE MEETING.
‫AND DON'T FORGET ‫THE GLUTEN-FREE.
‫- GLUTEN-FREE? ‫- WE'RE HOSTING A MEETING.
‫SENATOR SHERSHOW ASKED ‫FOR GLUTEN-FREE AND SHE'S ‫GOING TO GET GLUTEN-FREE
‫- IF I HAVE TO GO HOME ‫ AND BAKE THEM MYSELF. ‫- I'M GOING, I'M GOING.
‫- THAT WAS SO COOL. ‫- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
‫- I JUST FOUND MY NEXT THING. ‫- EXCUSE ME?
‫I PICK A NEW THING ‫TO LEARN EVERY MONTH
‫AND I JUST FOUND ‫MY NEW THING-- SIGNING.
‫OH, YOU CAN'T LEARN ‫TO SIGN IN A MONTH.
‫WATCH ME.
‫HEY, WHY DON'T YOU ‫GET BACK TO FIXING
‫WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO FIX ‫AND I'LL BRING THESE TO YOU.
‫THANK YOU.
‫- ( sizzling ) ‫- OH.
‫OH, I-- I-- I DON'T KNOW.
‫A LIGHT WENT ON AND THEN ‫ANOTHER LIGHT
‫AND IT STARTED LURCHING ‫AND I PULLED OVER.
‫LOOK, IT'S A 40-YEAR-OLD CAR
‫AND IT'S POSSIBLE THAT ‫THIS IS JUST THE END.
‫THEN AGAIN, IT'S ALSO POSSIBLE ‫THAT IT KNOWS ME SO WELL
‫AND IT CONKED OUT JUST WHEN ‫I NEEDED A BREAK.
‫45 MINUTES?
‫NO NO, GO DO A COUPLE ‫OF JOBS BEFORE ME.
‫I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT ‫OF FOLKS OUT THERE
‫WHO NEED TO BE ON THE ROAD ‫BEFORE I DO.
‫WHERE AM I? ‫UH...
‫WHERE AM I...
‫APPARENTLY I'M IN MAUI.
‫♪ ABIGAIL IS 60-AUGHT ♪
‫♪ SHE LIKES HER CUP OF TEA ♪
‫♪ TAKES HER WALKS ‫ AT 4:00 ♪
‫♪ JUST FOLLOWING ROUTINE ♪
‫♪ LIKE YOU DO ♪
‫♪ LIKE YOU DO... ♪
‫( bell dings )
‫♪ PENNIES IN HER POCKET, ‫BUT SHE'LL NEVER CASH THEM IN ♪
‫♪ SAVING UP FOR WHEN THEY SAY ‫ THE WORLD IS GONNA END ♪
‫♪ LIKE WE DO... ♪
‫Guy: ‫ THOSE KIDS MAY LOOK HAPPY
‫BECAUSE THEY LOVE ‫ THE BUMPER CARS,
‫BUT IT'S REALLY FROM ‫THE LAUGHING GAS
‫WE'RE PUMPING IN ‫THROUGH THE TIKI TORCHES.
‫THAT WOMAN IS ‫ PUSHING A STROLLER
‫BUT THERE'S REALLY ‫ A BABY KANGAROO INSIDE...
‫AN ALIEN BABY KANGAROO.
‫OOH, NOW THERE'S ‫A SHARKSHOOTER
‫IF I EVER SAW ONE. ‫COME, SAVE THE SURFERS
‫FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH. ‫KEEP THE DEEP BLUE SEA
‫- FROM TURNING RED! ‫- I'M-- I'M GOOD, THANKS.
‫AW, COME ON. ‫GRAB A RIFLE,
‫LOOK DOWN THE BARREL AND SAY
‫"SMILE, YOU SON OF A FISH!"
‫THREE TICKETS, PLEASE.
‫( bell rings )
‫SURF'S UP!
‫( surf music playing )
‫( gun pops )
‫OH PHOOEY.
‫( gun pops )
‫I KNEW I WOULD SUCK AT THIS. ‫( laughs )
‫( gun popping )
‫Guy #2: ‫ TO THE RIGHT-- NOW.
‫- ( clanks ) ‫- LOWER.
‫- NOW. ‫- ( clanks )
‫OVER TO THE LEFT. ‫NOW.
‫- ( clanks ) ‫- BACK TO THE RIGHT, NOW.
‫HIGHER, NOW.
‫( clanks, bell rings )
‫HI.
‫- ( chuckles ) ‫- OH MY GOD, YOU'RE BACK!
‫HI.
‫UH...
‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
‫UH, MY TOUR WAS OVER,
‫SO I'M ON THE BASE NOW, ‫JUST FINISHING ‫MY ENLISTMENT.
‫THAT'S GREAT! ‫I MEAN,
‫I'M JUST SO HAPPY ‫THAT YOU'RE OKAY.
‫HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOME?
‫A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
‫- DAPHNE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. ‫- NO, I DIDN'T REALLY CALL
‫TOO MANY PEOPLE.
‫I'M STILL...
‫JUST SETTLING IN ‫AND STUFF, YOU KNOW.
‫- WELL, YOU'RE HERE. ‫- YEP.
‫AND WE'RE HERE AND-AND ‫WE GOT A SUPER HIGH SCORE!
‫SO WHAT DID WE WIN?
‫WELL, YOU RACKED UP A LOT ‫OF CARCHARODON CARCASSES.
‫SO ANY PRIZE IN THE BOOTH.
‫HMMM. ‫WHAT DO WE WANT?
‫WELL,
‫YOU KNOW, MY ROOM ‫COULD REALLY USE
‫A GIGANTIC MONKEY ‫HUGGING A BANANA.
‫ONE GIGANTIC MONKEY ‫HUGGING A BANANA, PLEASE!
‫OKAY-- ‫( laughing )
‫- HOW ARE YOU AT SKEEBALL? ‫- HORRIBLE.
‫- LET'S DO IT. ‫- ALL RIGHT.
‫I WAS READING ‫ABOUT THIS TREND
‫WHERE YOU HANG CRYSTALS ‫FROM MANZANITA BRANCHES.
‫- THAT SOUNDS COOL. ‫- AND WE COULD PUT TEA LIGHTS
‫ON TEAK TRAYS AND FLOAT THEM ‫ON THE POOL.
‫OR THEY HAVE THESE ‫LIGHTING FIXTURES
‫THAT COULD PROJECT ‫"CONGRATULATIONS NIKKI AND TOBY"
‫- RIGHT ON THE SURFACE. ‫- OR "TOBY AND NIKKI."
‫ALL THIS FOR ‫A REHEARSAL DINNER?
‫COME ON, ‫YOU'RE A MUSICIAN,
‫HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT ‫TO SEE YOUR NAME IN LIGHTS?
‫- YAY. ‫- HA HA.
‫( gasps ) ‫OH, THIS IS WHERE WE'LL ‫PUT THE FONDUE BAR.
‫( sighs )
‫THIS PLACE ‫IS AWESOME.
‫YEAH, I'VE GOT A FRIEND ‫WHO WORKS HERE SO
‫I COME BY WHENEVER ‫I WANT TO BE AROUND PEOPLE ‫THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SALUTE.
‫( phone ringing )
‫THAT'S PROBABLY AAA. ‫I HAVE TO GET BACK
‫TO CLEANING CINDERS ‫AND TAKING ORDERS ‫FROM MY WICKED STEPSISTER.
‫DAPHNE?
‫YEAH. ‫YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
‫HELLO?
‫OKAY, YEAH.
‫I'LL BE THERE ‫IN A FEW SECONDS.
‫( sighs )
‫I WISH I COULD STAY HERE-- ‫AT THE BALL--
‫ALL SUMMER.
‫UH, YOU KNOW, THAT GUY MAC ‫AT THE SHARK BOOTH,
‫HE'S THE MANAGER HERE.
‫- THEY MIGHT BE LOOKING. ‫- THAT GUY'S THE MANAGER?
‫YEAH, I'VE GOTTEN ‫TO KNOW HIM A LITTLE BIT ‫FROM HANGING OUT HERE.
‫SO IF YOUR CAR GETS FIXED ‫WE CAN GO TALK TO HIM.
‫( door slams )
‫HI! YOU WILL NEVER GUESS ‫WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!
‫OH, LET ME TRY. ‫YOU WENT OUT TO GET PASTRIES ‫FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING
‫- AND NEVER RETURNED? ‫- MY CAR BROKE DOWN. ‫ I TEXTED.
‫BAY, LOOK, ‫I KNOW YOU WEREN'T ‫THRILLED ABOUT IT,
‫BUT YOU HAD A COMMITMENT ‫TO THIS JOB, TO ME,
‫AND BY THE WAY, ‫TO YOUR SISTER, ‫WHO HAD TO THEN GO OUT
‫AND GET THE PASTRIES ‫ONCE YOU DISAPPEARED.
‫FIRST OF ALL, ‫SHE'S NOT MY SISTER.
‫SECOND OF ALL, ‫YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND FIRE ME ‫BECAUSE I FOUND ANOTHER JOB.
‫- DOING WHAT? ‫- WORKING AT THAT ‫ AMUSEMENT PARK,
‫- MAUI, KANSAS. ‫- ( scoffs ) NO, ‫ THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
‫- WHY NOT? ‫- IT'S IN A TERRIBLE ‫ NEIGHBORHOOD.
‫NO, IT'S JUST NOT ‫SURROUNDED BY MANSIONS.
‫THAT PLACE IS LESS THAN A MILE ‫FROM WHERE I GREW UP.
‫I USED TO TAKE DAPHNE ‫ALL THE TIME.
‫OKAY. ‫SO YOU'D ACTUALLY ‫RATHER HAVE "CARNIVAL"
‫ON YOUR RESUME ‫THAN AN INTERNSHIP
‫IN A STATE SENATOR'S ‫OFFICE?
‫WHAT'S WRONG WITH WORKING ‫AT A CARNIVAL?
‫THAT'S THE TYPE OF JOB ‫MOST HIGH SCHOOL KIDS GET.
‫PLUS SHE GOT THIS ONE ‫HERSELF.
‫I DOUBT AN INTERNSHIP ‫AT HER FATHER'S OFFICE
‫IS GOING TO FOOL ANYONE ‫IN THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE.
‫SO TELL ME WHAT SHE'S GOING ‫TO LEARN AT A CARNIVAL.
‫HOW TO MAKE COTTON CANDY ‫AND CLEAN UP VOMIT?
‫- SURE. WHY NOT? ‫- ACTUALLY I'M ON GAMES.
‫COME ON, SHE'S GOT THE REST ‫OF HER LIFE TO BE COOPED UP ‫INSIDE SOME OFFICE.
‫DINNER! COME ON,
‫LET'S EVERYONE ‫HEAD OUT.
‫- THANK YOU, REGINA. ‫- YOU'RE WELCOME.
‫COME ON, ‫IT'S TIME TO EAT.
‫- ( Kathryn mumbles ) ‫ - Bay: THANKS.
‫SO WHAT'S THE STORY ‫ON ANGELO?
‫WELL, I SPOKE TO HIM ‫YESTERDAY.
‫HE AND THE PRIVATE ‫INVESTIGATOR--
‫OR ATTORNEY ‫OR WHOEVER--
‫THEY THINK THEY'VE ‫TRACKED DOWN THE FAMILY
‫THAT LANA WANTED ‫TO GIVE THE BABY TO,
‫SO THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY ‫TO SEE IF THIS COUPLE ‫HAS HER.
‫AND IF THEY DO?
‫I GUESS ‫THEY START SOME KIND ‫OF CUSTODY BATTLE.
‫THAT'S GONNA ‫TAKE FOREVER.
‫SO HOW WAS ‫EVERYONE'S DAY?
‫WELL, MINE WAS-- AHEM--
‫FANTASTIC. ‫VERY VERY EXCITING.
‫IT MUST BE SO COOL ‫TO WAKE UP AND GO TO WORK
‫EVERY DAY KNOWING ‫ YOU'RE HELPING PEOPLE.
‫ALL I GET TO DO IS SAY,
‫"SWIRL OR SIDE BY SIDE?"
‫- ( Kathryn chuckles ) ‫- Toby: YOU KNOW, DAD,
‫NOW THAT BAY HAS BAILED, ‫YOU'VE GOT AN OPENING ‫IN YOUR OFFICE.
‫WHAT ABOUT NIKKI ‫WORKING THERE?
‫EVEN PART TIME?
‫THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
‫I THINK THAT IS ‫A GREAT IDEA.
‫( sputters ) ‫OKAY, GREAT.
‫I'M HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.
‫- KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY. ‫- ( forced chuckles )
‫DOES ANYONE WANT SOME ICED TEA?
‫- THANK YOU. ‫- YOU TWO AREN'T HAVING ‫ WINE TONIGHT?
‫NO.
‫- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. ‫- OH, NO PROBLEM.
‫HEY! ‫SO I HAD AN IDEA.
‫WHY DON'T WE DO ‫SOMETHING LIKE THIS ‫FOR THE REHEARSAL DINNER?
‫WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
‫A BARBECUE, ‫LIKE AT A PARK MAYBE.
‫I MEAN, IT WOULD BE SO FUN. ‫AND ALL MY LITTLE COUSINS
‫COULD RUN AROUND ‫THE PLAYGROUND AND EVERYONE ‫CAN HELP MAN THE GRILL
‫AND THIS WAY WE CAN ‫INVITE MORE PEOPLE.
‫I'M NOT SURE A PARK
‫IS THAT SPECIAL.
‫BUT THEN WE COULD ‫TAKE THE MONEY
‫THAT YOU WERE GOING ‫TO SPEND ON FLOWERS
‫AND FONDUE BARS ‫AND GIVE IT TO A CHARITY.
‫LIKE THE ONE IN PERU--
‫WE GIVE A LOT TO CHARITY-- ‫TO A LOT OF CHARITIES.
‫NO, I KNOW THAT, BUT--
‫THIS IS MY SON'S WEDDING,
‫HIS ONLY WEDDING, ‫I PRESUME,
‫AND I WOULD LIKE IT ‫TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
‫- I'M SURE IT WILL BE-- ‫- BUT FOR WHO?
‫I MEAN WHO ARE WE ‫ TRYING TO IMPRESS?
‫BECAUSE ALL I WANT ‫TO DO IS CELEBRATE ‫OUR FAMILIES JOINING.
‫AND IT JUST
‫SEEMS A BIT WASTEFUL
‫FOR SOMETHING THAT IS GOING ‫TO BE OVER IN A FEW HOURS.
‫I AGREE.
‫I GOT MARRIED AT THE COURTHOUSE, ‫AND FRANKLY,
‫I CAN'T IMAGINE ‫DOING IT ANY OTHER WAY.
‫THAT'S BECAUSE ‫YOUR MARRIAGE WAS A FRAUD.
‫THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
‫SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ‫ON A DRESS
‫YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WEAR AGAIN? ‫IT'S INSANE.
‫IT'S AN ICONIC MOMENT. ‫THOSE PICTURES ARE SOMETHING
‫THAT YOU'LL LOOK AT ‫FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
‫TO REMIND YOU OF THE BOND ‫YOU MADE TO EACH OTHER.
‫SOME MOMENTS ARE BIGGER
‫THAN THE MATH OF HOW MUCH ‫A DRESS COSTS.
‫DEPENDS WHO'S DOING THE MATH.
‫WELL, I GUESS IT'S SOMETHING ‫THAT WE CAN THINK ABOUT.
‫( rock music playing )
‫HI!
‫I BROUGHT COOKIES.
‫- COOL. ‫- HEY!
‫NICE PLACE.
‫IS IT JUST ‫YOU TWO GUYS?
‫WHO IS THAT?
‫THAT'S HIS EX.
‫SHE'S A LITTLE OLDER, ‫ISN'T SHE?
‫( laughs )
‫THIS IS A CARIBBEAN ‫TORTUGA CAKE.
‫IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE ‫A RUM GLAZE,
‫BUT WE SUBSTITUTED ‫VANILLA INSTEAD.
‫- MMM. ‫- OKAY, THAT'S IT.
‫- WHAT'S WRONG? ‫- DRINK WINE.
‫PUT A TEASPOON ‫OF RUM IN THE CAKE.
‫JUST LIVE YOUR LIVES!
‫YOU DON'T HAVE ‫TO BABY ME, PLEASE.
‫- IT'S MAKING ME ‫ A LITTLE CRAZY. ‫ - MOM.
‫- WHAT? IT IS. ‫- John: REGINA, ‫ WE'RE NOT BABYING YOU.
‫OKAY? ‫I ASK KATHRYN TO KEEP ‫THE CANDY AWAY FROM ME
‫WHEN I'M TRYING ‫TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS.
‫I DON'T REALLY THINK ‫EATING CANDY AND ALCOHOLISM ‫ARE THE SAME THING.
‫SURE IT IS. ‫IT'S WILLPOWER.
‫NOT REALLY. ‫NEUROBIOLOGISTS HAVE STUDIED ‫THE BRAINS OF ADDICTS.
‫WE'RE GENETICALLY WIRED ‫DIFFERENTLY.
‫I SEE. ‫WELL, EVEN IF THAT ‫WERE THE CASE,
‫IT DOESN'T TAKE ‫RESPONSIBILITY OFF ‫OF THE PERSON DRINKING.
‫GUYS, I DON'T THINK ‫WE SHOULD GET INTO THIS.
‫- I HAVE TO AGREE. ‫- I MEAN IS IT "THE DISEASE" ‫ THAT CAME INTO OUR LIVING ROOM
‫AND TOOK A BOTTLE OF STOLI?
‫THANK YOU, JOHN, ‫FOR MAKING THIS PROCESS SO EASY.
‫MOM, STOP!
‫WE'RE ALL JUST ‫TRYING TO HELP.
‫"WE"?
‫SUDDENLY IT'S "WE"?
‫ANOTHER FAMILY DINNER ‫BITES THE DUST.
‫I'M GONE SIX WEEKS AND YOU ‫TURN INTO A MINI VERSION OF HER!
‫- HEY! ‫- AND HIM... ‫ LECTURING ME LIKE THAT.
‫I CRINGE TO THINK ‫OF THE THINGS THEY SAID ‫ABOUT ME WHEN I WAS GONE.
‫WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ‫THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ‫BAD ABOUT YOU.
‫- YEAH RIGHT. ‫- WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?
‫- YOU WERE GONE FOR SIX WEEKS. ‫- GETTING MYSELF BETTER!
‫- YOU DRANK AND LIED. ‫- BECAUSE I WAS LYING TO MYSELF.
‫JUST LIKE BEFORE-- ‫DAY AFTER DAY, ‫YEAR AFTER YEAR
‫WHEN YOU KNEW ‫ABOUT THE SWITCH ‫AND DIDN'T TELL ME.
‫THE SWITCH! ‫WE'RE BACK TO THAT?
‫DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT WAS ‫WHEN YOU WERE GONE?
‫I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ‫ABOUT PEOPLE FIGHTING ‫OVER ME
‫OR TAKING CARE OF YOU!
‫WELL, I'M SORRY IF ME ‫COMING HOME HAS DISRUPTED ‫YOUR PERFECT LIFE HERE.
‫YOU DESERTED ME!
‫THEY WERE THERE.
‫YOU SHOULD BE THANKING THEM ‫INSTEAD OF YELLING AT THEM.
‫( stomps upstairs )
‫( door slams )
‫( sighs )
‫( phone vibrates )
‫MOM, IS IT OKAY IF I ‫GO OUT FOR A LITTLE BIT?
‫- YEAH, SURE. ‫- THANK YOU.
‫THAT DAY AT THE CLUB WAS ‫THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN MY MOM
‫EXCITED ABOUT ‫OUR ENGAGEMENT.
‫OKAY, TOBY.
‫OUR NAME IN LIGHTS ‫IN A POOL?
‫- IT'S WEIRD. ‫- IT'LL MAKE HER HAPPY.
‫- WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? ‫- I'M JUST--
‫I'M TRYING TO PICTURE ‫ALL OF MY
‫AUNTS AND UNCLES ‫FROM MILWAUKEE--
‫AND OUR PRIEST-- ‫AT A FONDUE BAR.
‫REVEREND STEVEN ‫IS NOT GOING TO COME ‫TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER.
‫EVEN IF HE DID, ‫HE'S NOT GONNA JUDGE.
‫HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO.
‫THAT WEEKEND IS SUPPOSED ‫TO BE ABOUT US.
‫AND THESE ARE NOT ‫MY VALUES.
‫WAIT, IS THAT WHAT ‫YOU THINK OF MY FAMILY?
‫THAT WE'RE JUST VACUOUS ‫COUNTRY-CLUB PEOPLE?
‫NO...
‫NO.
‫OF COURSE NOT.
‫I'LL CALL YOU ‫TOMORROW, OKAY?
‫- SURE. ‫- OKAY.
‫( pop music playing )
‫♪ Until you took it from me ♪
‫♪ Oh, I want it back, ‫ I want it back ♪
‫- ♪ Oh, I want it back, ‫ I want it back... ♪ ‫ - ( door opens )
‫- OH MY GOD, IT'S HER. ‫- WHO?
‫- HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND! ‫- WE'RE LEAVING.
‫- UH, BYE.
‫♪ SAVE ME FROM MYSELF, ‫ I WANNA SEE THE TRUTH ♪
‫♪ SAVE ME FROM THE LIES ‫ I'VE MADE UP ♪
‫♪ HOLD ME TO THE LIGHT, ‫ TELL ME WHAT TO DO ♪
‫♪ SHOW ME ALL THE SIGNS ‫ I RUN FROM ♪
‫- ♪ CHASE ME BACK TO WHERE... ♪ ‫ - HEY.
‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
‫WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ‫I GOT YOUR TEXT.
‫- ( chuckles ) ‫- WHAT TEXT?
‫- YOUR TEXT. ‫- "I NEED YOU! ‫ I MUST SEE YOU NOW!"
‫- ( laughing ) ‫- YOU TOOK MY PHONE?
‫SO... THIS WAS A TRICK?
‫( moans ) ‫"OH, TY, OOH!
‫YOU'RE SUCH ‫A GOOD KISSER!"
‫- ( laughs ) ‫ - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
‫SHE WANTS YOU, DUDE. ‫GO FOR IT.
‫YOU'RE GONNA HUMILIATE ‫A GIRL LIKE THAT?
‫- YOU'RE GONNA DISRESPECT HER? ‫- TY, I'M OKAY.
‫- APOLOGIZE TO HER. ‫- GET OUT OF MY FACE, MAN.
‫HEY, MENDOZA, RELAX.
‫DON'T EVER DISRESPECT ‫A GIRL LIKE THAT AGAIN. ‫DO YOU HEAR ME?
‫- EVER. ‫- TY, DON'T!
‫I'M SORRY! ‫LET GO, I'M SORRY.
‫- CHILL OUT. ‫- GET OFF OF ME!
‫I'M SORRY.
‫♪ LOOKING FOR A SHADOW ‫ OF MYSELF ♪
‫♪ I NEED A LITTLE LIGHT ♪
‫♪ I NEED A LITTLE HELP... ♪
‫ARE YOU GOING ‫BACK TO REHAB?
‫♪ IF IT GETS ‫ ANY DARKER, WELL ♪
‫- ♪ I JUST MIGHT DISAPPEAR... ♪ ‫ - NO. I HAVE TO...
‫FIGURE OUT HOW TO LIVE HERE-- ‫IN THE REAL WORLD.
‫WELL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
‫I TALKED TO ANGELO.
‫HE SAID I COULD ‫STAY OVER THERE.
‫FOR HOW LONG?
‫I... I DON'T KNOW.
‫LIVING HERE HAS ALWAYS ‫BEEN A LITTLE TOUGH ‫ON MY SELF-ESTEEM,
‫AND RIGHT NOW...
‫YOU NEED TO GIVE US ‫TIME TO READJUST TOO.
‫I KNOW,
‫AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE ‫GOTTEN SO ANGRY.
‫THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ‫RIGHT NOW IS THAT ‫I STAY SOBER.
‫AND TO DO THAT
‫I NEED MY OWN SPACE.
‫I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU.
‫PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND.
‫OKAY.
‫I GUESS I SHOULD ‫GO BACK OVER THERE.
‫♪ IF I'VE LEARNED ‫ ONE DAMN THING ♪
‫- ♪ IT'S WHAT NOT TO DO... ♪ ‫ - OKAY.
‫♪ IF I'VE LEARNED ‫ ONE DAMN THING ♪
‫♪ IT'S WHAT NOT TO DO. ♪
‫WHY DID YOU HAVE ‫TO GO AT HER LIKE THAT?
‫ME? ‫WHAT ABOUT HER?
‫DAPHNE AND I WORKED SO HARD ‫ON THAT MEAL,
‫TRYING TO MAKE IT NICE ‫FOR EVERYBODY.
‫WE'RE NOT THE PERFECT FAMILY ‫FROM YOUR PERFECT BOOK.
‫OH.
‫I'M SORRY. ‫I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY.
‫I HAD LIKE 95 PHONE CALLS ‫FROM IRATE CONSTITUENTS
‫ALL WANTING ME TO FIX ‫THINGS THE PREVIOUS GUY ‫COULDN'T FIX.
‫AND THEN THERE WAS THIS BILL, ‫WITH WRITING LIKE THIS BIG,
‫THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ‫THROUGH AND HAVE COHERENT ‫NOTES ON IN LIKE THREE HOURS.
‫PLEASE.
‫( sighs )
‫I'M SORRY THAT ‫I RUINED YOUR DINNER.
‫I RUINED IT TOO...
‫ARGUING WITH NIKKI ‫ABOUT TEA CANDLES.
‫( tearfully ) ‫WE'RE LOSING HIM.
‫OH SWEETIE.
‫( sighs ) ‫I KNOW IT'S GONNA ‫HAPPEN SOME TIME,
‫BUT IT JUST FEELS ‫TOO SOON.
‫YEAH.
‫YOU KNOW, FORCING ‫TEA CANDLES ON NIKKI
‫ISN'T GOING TO REALLY ‫CHANGE THINGS.
‫I KNOW.
‫- ( chuckles ) ‫- ( hums )
‫SO...
‫BARBECUE?
‫YEAH.
‫BUT WE'RE SERVING ‫FILET MIGNON.
‫( keys clink )
‫WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
‫IN BED.
‫I THINK THAT DINNER ‫JUST TIRED EVERYONE OUT.
‫THEN WHAT ARE ‫YOU DOING HERE?
‫REGINA'S STAYING AT ANGELO'S ‫FOR A FEW DAYS.
‫I DON'T UNDERSTAND. ‫WHY DID SHE GO ‫TO ANGELO'S?
‫I GUESS SHE NEEDED ‫SOME ALONE TIME.
‫BECAUSE SIX WEEKS ‫WASN'T ENOUGH?
‫I DON'T KNOW. ASK HER.
‫SHE DIDN'T EXACTLY ‫CONSULT ME EITHER.
‫OKAY, SO SHE JUST LEFT-- ‫AGAIN--
‫AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME?
‫YOU KNOW WHAT?
‫I'M SICK OF YOU YELLING AT ME ‫FOR THINGS THAT I HAVE ‫ZERO CONTROL OVER.
‫( keys clink )
‫( pop music playing )
‫( knocks )
‫WHY DO YOU KEEP LEAVING ‫WITHOUT TELLING ME?
‫OH, I'M SORRY.
‫I HAD TO GET ‫OUT OF THERE.
‫I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU ‫IN THE MORNING.
‫YOU'VE LIVED IN MY HOUSE
‫ALL THIS TIME ‫AND WE BARELY KNOW ‫EACH OTHER.
‫THAT'S NOT TRUE.
‫WHAT'S THE MOST TIME ‫WE'VE EVER SPENT TOGETHER?
‫TWO HOURS WHILE WE WERE ‫PAINTING MY MURAL?
‫MY MOM AND DAPHNE HAVE ‫SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER,
‫BUT YOU--
‫YOU DON'T EVER ‫WANT ME AROUND.
‫BAY, THAT IS NOT TRUE.
‫WHY DO YOU PUSH ME AWAY?
‫WHY DON'T YOU WANT ‫TO SPEND TIME WITH ME?
‫I DO...
‫WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU.
‫A LOT MORE TIME.
‫I FELT SO GUILTY ‫FOR NOT COMING TO GET YOU.
‫I HAD TO PRETEND THAT YOU
‫DIDN'T EXIST ‫SO IT WOULDN'T HURT SO MUCH.
‫AND THEN
‫BY THE TIME I MET YOU...
‫IT WAS JUST-- IT WAS HARD ‫TO UNDO ALL THAT.
‫CAN I STAY THE NIGHT?
‫YES.
‫STAY.
‫PLEASE?
‫YOU CAN STAY ‫AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
‫♪ STRIP ME BARE, ‫ DON'T GOT A THING TO WEAR ♪
‫♪ BUT I GOT MY FREEDOM ♪
‫♪ LAH DAH DAH DAH ♪
‫♪ TAKE MY PRIDE, ‫ I CAN STILL SURVIVE ♪
‫♪ I GOT MY FREEDOM ♪
‫♪ LAH DAH DAH DAH ♪
‫♪ STRIP ME BARE, ‫ I DON'T GOT A THING TO WEAR ♪
‫♪ BUT I GOT MY FREEDOM ♪
‫♪ LAH DAH DAH DAH ♪
‫♪ HUNT ME DOWN, ‫ YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME ♪
‫♪ NOW THAT I'VE GOT ‫ MY FREEDOM ♪
‫♪ LAH DAH DAH DAH ♪
‫♪ TAKE MY PAST, ‫ WE'RE NEVER LOOKING BACK ♪
‫♪ I GOT MY FREEDOM ♪
‫♪ LAH DAH DAH DAH. ♪